The first-ever international moustache film festival will premiere at the fifth-annual Stache Pag. You will want to be in Portland, Maine on March 30 for a full line-up of short films centered around moustaches, but you will not want to face Nick Callanan, event organizer, empty-lipped.
But wait! you say. That's not enough time to grow a moustache of international caliber! Whatever will I do?
We here at The Fake Moustache Society feel an obligation to solve your problems. Now, we offer a better option. Sign up now for the Fake Moustache of the Month Club and your first featured moustache will arrive in plenty of time for your stroll down the red carpet.
Not going to Maine? Join in the fun by sticking on a fake moustache, renting your favorite Chuck Norris movie, and roundhouse kicking a lobster.
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