This is the Lorax. Look at his moustache.
According to the official website, The Lorax is an “acerbic yet charming character that fights to protect his world.” But really, does he have to fight that hard? That moustache would make Chuck Norris’s moustache think twice before littering.
“The animated adventure follows the journey of a 12-year-old as he searches for a real Truffula Tree, the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To get it he must find the story of the Lorax…”
The story of the Lorax? A tree? If he really wants to get the girl, what he needs is a bushy upper lip like the Lorax.
They say the moral of The Lorax is environmental responsibility, but we here at TFMS know the real message: If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you don’t, get it.